KiD CuDi is clearly not a person at the moment, he lashed out at his label and got a tattoo of cuts on his wrists. I could go on and on about how retarded that tattoo is but this post is about predicting what he will do next. Head past the break to see our predictions on what Cudi did next as well as some bad photoshop.
Shack Up With Maybach Music Group:
Rick Ross has already done it with Wale, he took him under his wing after he sold only 35k copies of Attention Deficit in the first week and propelled up to selling 164k copies of Ambition in the first week. He could probably do the same with KiD CuDi, just look out for hints that its happening when Rick Ross says something like “I break rocks all day by myself…the lonely stoner” in his next song. I’m calling it right now.
Sign With Young Money:
With Birdman adding Limp Bizkit to his roster and Lil Wayne’s rock album still sitting on the ass of music like a massive boil, it’s clear Young Money is expanding into the rock market. Rebirth and WZRD are about as rock-y as each other so a Kid Cudi/Limp Bizkit/Lil Wayne collaboration isn’t that far of a stretch if you really think about. They could call it “The Rebirth of a Limp Wizard” and if you really think about it that title suits their situation perfectly. Take a look at that picture, he fits Young Money perfectly, he raps and he’s got the glasses thing going on.
Take more drugs:
CuDi hears all the fans talking about how he used to be better when he was smoking weed and now that he is sober he just sucks so much shit. Being the level headed person that he is he starts taking drugs again, the only problem is that hip hop fans are a fickle bunch and they’re never happy. Scott descends into harder drugs and soon enough he ends up like the late great Amy Winehouse. We all shed a tear about what we have done.
Go Totally Independent
You always see this argument come up, with the industry the way it is and the massive potential for marketing over the internet most people believe it’s better to be independent than sign with a major label. CuDi is already a pretty big name thanks to Universal so a marketing push for independent Cud wouldn’t be too difficult. If he’s short on cash he could even use Kickstarter and ask people to help fund the project. This is the only one that I think is semi-serious but it most likely wouldn’t happen.